We can start at the beginning which is that my internet history isn't usually something sparkling. Not anything that I would be wildly embarrassed to defend. Sure, there's a lot of creepy stuff:
Podcasts about potential murderers, weird wikipedia articles , pictures of things Ed Gein made with skin, awful taxidermy, incessant watching of the Elisa Lam elevator video and that post about Disney Prince dicks.
Like I said, weird, yes, but nothing I'm ashamed of or would have to defend. Enter Jerry Springer: The Opera.
Aside from the fact that the music is so hard I wanted to quit on the first day and just do costumes this show is jam packed with all sorts of weirdness. Never have I had to look at a Klan robe with so much scrutiny (and also realize that it's basically an angel costume, so score...sort of?), which have you looked up the Klan recently? They have ridiculous names that sound made up:
- Klabee - treasurers
- Klavern - local organization
- Imperial Kleagle - recruiter
- Klecktoken - initiation fee
- Kligrapp - secretary
- Klonvocation - gathering
- Kloran - ritual book
- Kloreroe - delegate
- Imperial Kludd - chaplain
That's right a KLEAGLE. Kleagle people, like a Klan Beagle or the mispronunciation of your junk muscles. "Hey I read in Kosmo how to improve my Vagina muscles through Kleagles." Gross guys.
Now lets talk about the outfits because, really, for people that have a problem with tolerance they sure do wear some gay stuff. I don't mean that in a jr. high boy insult sort of way either I mean look at this:
That's a whole lot of purple satin for some people who have a problem with color and religious beliefs. Don't even get me started on that green, or is that emerald? Either way, I had no clue that the Klan loved them some lux fabrics.
Speaking of things that are disturbing and you can't get back:
What is that you ask? Oh let me tell you please. I'm not here to spoil any ones good time, I'm not. I also am trying my best to not judge something that I don't understand and that happens between consenting adults but those are Frilled PVC Clear Adult Diapers. Why you ask? I don't want the details but you will be able to see all that shit smashed into the wearers butt if that's what you're into. Look. At. Them.
These are the things currently sitting in my Google history, which yes I can clean, and I can do incognito, but even worse than them sitting in my history is that I now have them sitting in my brain. They don't make brain bleach y'all, there are only so many kitten videos out there for that.
Now excuse me, I have to go buy adult diapers and make my own rainbow KKK robes in Zak Farmer size.
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