Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Well, that is a bit disheartening...

So there I was with list of all 32 ready to go, it's in alphabetical order and everything.
  Arizona Cardinals...alright I got dis.

And all I know is they have a dude on the roster with the last name Porter (two points in my opinion) and the head coach is dad hot.
That's it, that is all I've got because I realized I don't actually know where to begin or what I'm even looking for. My mom raised me to do whatever the hell I wanted and be whomever I saw fit and aw snap if that person doesn't quite get sports.
I must trudge onward, I must make a selection! It's not only for me and me alone but most importantly for the greater good of whatever team I pick, they need me! I am an excellent cheerleader. When Mary Martin said that I had to clap to bring Tinkerbell back to life because his/her snotty ass almost killed her, I cried. I cried and clapped so hard that my hands were puffy and red, and not just that one time, but every single time I watched that tape (remember, I don't do sports, I do theatre so watching a taped version of Peter Pan on Broadway happened at least four times a week) I lost my shit and cried and snotted all over everything, because Tinkerbell was not going to die on my watch!

So, now I've got the dedication obviously in the right place, onward and upward?

Friday, July 29, 2011

Countdown to Football

I am not a sports girl, I enjoy the energy and the trash talking. Let's be honest, I really like the trash talking, and the ability to yell whatever I want with impunity.
Last year I gained a new friend, she pretty much rocks my face off: She curses, fights with strangers twice her size, swills beer and manages to do all of this whilst wearing a tutu. The one thing that will make or break her mood is the state of the Greenbay Packers. The recent lockout sent her in a spiraling depression that was almost inconceivable, all I could think was, "Damn, I want to be dedicated to something like that". That being said last year I got into football, not entirely sell my house change my address, give me a tattoo dedication , but just an interest.
This year before the season starts I want to be ahead of the game (I'm going to laugh here, I don't expect anyone else to do so...but feel free, this will not be the first pun) I want a team that I can cheer for, or cry into my beer with, wear a jersey for that I never wash, stalk a player to a point of danger and restraining orders in short I want to  belong to a team!

Over the next month I will be researching a different team each day  to get me a team! I've heard the call and I would like to be ready for some football.